LINN’s OOGLES Autumn is in the air, the nights are getting darker and, in case I haven’t told you enough times already, there is a distinct and depressing shortage of F’n’F home delivery services in West London. I want to cuddle up in my bed and watch films!! Do you have any sexy and/or erotic …
LINN’s OOGLES I am temporarily suspended from human interactions thanks to a malfunctioning immune system. Bored out of my wits, I’ve spent the past 24 hours binge-watching films and doing silly quizzes on a site called Quiz Universe. I now have even more insightful knowledge to share about myself: I have a sexual IQ of …
LINN’s OOGLES My sweet assistant says that we have plenty of new readers and members who don’t know who I am. I’m not sure that’s such a bad thing for them, but as always I aim to please, so… Hey there, sweet noob, welcome to the back alleys of human existence. On the scene, I’m …
LINN’s OOGLES Personality tests have been a popular magazine feature for years. Thanks to ingenious test creators we can learn important things about ourselves, such as do you have the right job, which celebrity do you resemble the most, and what are you like as a parent/partner/friend etc. All you have to do is to …
LINN OOGLES Every now and then someone asks me where it all began. Why sex and erotica? Well, there are many reasons, and many different events, that have lead me here, but this particular site began with me wanting to chronicle my sexplorations in a new country. Then I made a post about my first …
LINN’s OOGLES I’ve not been much of a New Year’s Resolutions kinda girl lately, but this year one was forced upon me: As far as sex goes January is going to be a white month. Trust me – this is something I would never even consider, so I have decided to blame the gods or …
Life is ever-changing, you know. It’s all about change. We are not today who we were yesterday, and tomorrow we won’t be exactly the same as we are right this minute. Unless something flips your whole life upside down, the change will be so small it’s virtually imperceptible, but it will be there nonetheless.
The weirdest thing I remember about this lad is that he was American and used the sun bed more often than I did. Let’s just say a man working on his tan was not a common sight in my neck of the woods.
Now, if we can have penis light implants too, then – with the right partner – we’d never have to look for the flashlight. Oh, I know! We could have snuggle fests under the duvet with artificial candle lights and music. Naked horizontal dance parties in the bedroom every night. Bloody brilliant!
Be one or the other? Have one or the other? I hate having to choose! Why can’t I just be both? Have both? Or someone who could choose for me? But I digress. It swings in other ways too this either or thing. Yes, I’m a lady. I have all the qualities you would expect to find in one. Manners, education, intelligence, breeding, and the upbringing. The ability to be the perfect hostess and the perfect guest. All brains and books. I can’t even begin to imagine how frightfully boring my life would be if that was all I was. A date doll. A dinner prop.