SWEET’N’SPICY BOOK REVIEWS
The story was okay, I guess, but it wasn’t doing it for me. There could be a number of reasons, but most likely because I felt it was poorly executed. Like one of those crap shags you’ve forgotten you had.
LATEST POSTS
AMA: AM I A SNOB?
I suppose you could be a bit of both? I’m not so sure everything has to be either or – most of the time Life is more complicated than that. I think we have to accept that people are different, and as long as no one is getting hurt we should celebrate that difference. After all, this world would be a dreary place to be in if we were all alike.
I’M NOT CHANGING MY LIFE…
Life is ever-changing, you know. It’s all about change. We are not today who we were yesterday, and tomorrow we won’t be exactly the same as we are right this minute. Unless something flips your whole life upside down, the change will be so small it’s virtually imperceptible, but it will be there nonetheless.
CAN FRIENDS FUCK?
LINN’S INBOX Hi Linn, I’m young and haven’t got a great deal of sexual experience… well the type you see in porn etc… My problem is that I don’t go out looking for sex or sexual encounters. When I find someone I’m attracted to I always build up a intellectual connection, and when I want …
APPRECIATION OF BLACK MEN
The weirdest thing I remember about this lad is that he was American and used the sun bed more often than I did. Let’s just say a man working on his tan was not a common sight in my neck of the woods.
MUSICAL BREAST IMPLANTS?
Now, if we can have penis light implants too, then – with the right partner – we’d never have to look for the flashlight. Oh, I know! We could have snuggle fests under the duvet with artificial candle lights and music. Naked horizontal dance parties in the bedroom every night. Bloody brilliant!
SEX IS GOOD FOR YOU WOMAN
Sex in its purest form is about pleasure, joy and love. It really is the simplest and most natural thing, yet some people go out of their way to make it as complicated and taboo as possible. Don’t listen to them. Come here, grab yourself a hot beverage and let auntie Linn tell you why you should fuck more.
FANCY A MEET?
ASK ME ANYTHING Q Hi, Linn. I like athletic outdoorsy women. Im in London alot with work and interested in meets…fancy it? – Rixxx A Oh, Rixxx… I’m not the athletic, outdoorsy woman you’re looking for. But I’ll tell you what – Your preferential boundaries seem to need as much exercise as you do, if …
THAT’S WHY THE LADY IS A TRAMP
Be one or the other? Have one or the other? I hate having to choose! Why can’t I just be both? Have both? Or someone who could choose for me? But I digress. It swings in other ways too this either or thing. Yes, I’m a lady. I have all the qualities you would expect to find in one. Manners, education, intelligence, breeding, and the upbringing. The ability to be the perfect hostess and the perfect guest. All brains and books. I can’t even begin to imagine how frightfully boring my life would be if that was all I was. A date doll. A dinner prop.
ORGANIC SEX ANYONE?
People aren’t being honest about who they are and what they want. Puritanism and other such nonsense aside, I’ve yet to figure out why. We’re all in it for the sex, right? If “getting some” was as easy as buying a pint of milk, we’d all be hanging out down at Sainsbury’s, comparing prices, deals and quality now. Organic sex, anyone?