I am temporarily suspended from human interactions thanks to a malfunctioning immune system. Bored out of my wits, I’ve spent the past 24 hours binge-watching films and doing silly quizzes on a site called Quiz Universe. I now have even more insightful knowledge to share about myself:
I have a sexual IQ of 133. When it comes to sex, I’m a super genius! I have had a lot of experience, and sex interests me, so I know a lot about it. I pride myself on being a source of information and guidance on the subject to all of my friends.
I am so popular, I have my choice of hotties. I can easily charm anyone of my choosing, and I often come home with someone I picked up at the bar.
Despite my forward and extroverted nature, I’m usually submissive in bed. I like my partner to take the lead and show me all of their little secrets. My sex matches are Gemini, Sagittarius, and Aquarius.
My sexual hidden talent is my ability to use my mouth. I am incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. I drive all of my partners crazy with my mouth.
I am suave. I’m attractive both physically and mentally, and I use my abilities to attract anyone I desire.
Fantastic! Gissa minute to update the CV accordingly.
As it happens, my sexual intelligence seems to be as limited as the quiz site’s. Not one of their little quizzes could answer the question on my mind.
Why, on a Saturday, am I vegging out in bed with quizzes and films, instead of getting some steaming hot sex.
I guess there are limits to what cyber oracles can explain…
Love & Lust,
Linn is a Swedish sex kitten whose curiosity led her to attend a sex party on the bdsm, kink and swinging scene in London. Soon after, she found herself in charge of a number of forums, discussion groups and websites dedicated to the promotion of a safe playground for sociable sex larpers.
A diva of delight, Linn can exude a sex appeal that is off the charts. Like Freya, the goddess of love and beauty, she loves to indulge in physical sensations and anything that involves more than two senses. She is a typical Libra and may come across as cool, calm, or even aloof, but once relaxed she is incredibly playful, passionate and romantic. Though she’d never admit the latter!
Linn loves storytelling, music, Life, crafting and chocolate, and she is particularly partial to mental fireworks. She needs a lover who can make her think less and feel more, but only the brave need apply.