SWEET’N’SPICY BOOK REVIEWS
The story was okay, I guess, but it wasn’t doing it for me. There could be a number of reasons, but most likely because I felt it was poorly executed. Like one of those crap shags you’ve forgotten you had.
– Linn Rhinehart
ON LOVE, LIFE AND ACCOUNTABILITY
MADDLINN & PET So often, people seem to think that a D/s relationship is all about sex and whips and punishments, but for me it is so much more. It’s about Love and Life and Accountability and knowing that there is someone in your life who will keep you safe and sound come what may. …
PET’S PENANCE
LINN RHINEHART I will fuck you whenever I want, pet. However I want. And do you know why? Because it feeds both of us. My pleasure feeding you. Your fulfillment feeding me. – Maddox Rhinehart, Pet’s Penance SWEET & SPICY SPOONIE SMUT Meet illustrious erotica author Maddox Rhinehart and his disabled editor, Linn Lundell. It’s …
APPRECIATION OF BLACK MEN
The weirdest thing I remember about this lad is that he was American and used the sun bed more often than I did. Let’s just say a man working on his tan was not a common sight in my neck of the woods.
MUSICAL BREAST IMPLANTS?
Now, if we can have penis light implants too, then – with the right partner – we’d never have to look for the flashlight. Oh, I know! We could have snuggle fests under the duvet with artificial candle lights and music. Naked horizontal dance parties in the bedroom every night. Bloody brilliant!
SEX IS GOOD FOR YOU WOMAN
Sex in its purest form is about pleasure, joy and love. It really is the simplest and most natural thing, yet some people go out of their way to make it as complicated and taboo as possible. Don’t listen to them. Come here, grab yourself a hot beverage and let auntie Linn tell you why you should fuck more.
THAT’S WHY THE LADY IS A TRAMP
Be one or the other? Have one or the other? I hate having to choose! Why can’t I just be both? Have both? Or someone who could choose for me? But I digress. It swings in other ways too this either or thing. Yes, I’m a lady. I have all the qualities you would expect to find in one. Manners, education, intelligence, breeding, and the upbringing. The ability to be the perfect hostess and the perfect guest. All brains and books. I can’t even begin to imagine how frightfully boring my life would be if that was all I was. A date doll. A dinner prop.
ORGANIC SEX ANYONE?
People aren’t being honest about who they are and what they want. Puritanism and other such nonsense aside, I’ve yet to figure out why. We’re all in it for the sex, right? If “getting some” was as easy as buying a pint of milk, we’d all be hanging out down at Sainsbury’s, comparing prices, deals and quality now. Organic sex, anyone?