Apparently, computer chips that can store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants. Becuase, that’s exactly the kind of technology we need right now. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection.
BT Futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years. BT Laboratories’ analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
According to The Sun, he said: “It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.”
The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.
Now, if we can have penis light implants too, then – with the right partner – we’d never have to look for the flashlight. Oh, I know! We could have snuggle fests under the duvet with artificial candle lights and music. Naked horizontal dance parties in the bedroom every night. Bloody brilliant!
And think of all the other possibilities. What if we could store data in them too? No more usb-sticks or ugly hard drive hubs – we could have the whole flipping server in our tits!
Gosh, I’m so happy to be living in an age where women no longer have to waste our lives walking around with body parts that serve no real purpose…
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