Personality tests have been a popular magazine feature for years. Thanks to ingenious test creators we can learn important things about ourselves, such as do you have the right job, which celebrity do you resemble the most, and what are you like as a parent/partner/friend etc. All you have to do is to answer a number of questions by ticking the most likely/least unlikely option that applies to you out of the fixed number of possible answers.
These days we don’t even have to go out and buy a magazine to get in touch with our inner self – there are loads of Internet sites that provide the same service. For free. Ain’t life grand! =)
The other day, my bestest girlfriend and I enjoyed ourselves doing some of them the other day. In less than twenty minutes I learned why I’m still single (not needy enough), whether I’m naughty or nice (naughty – go figure), and whether I’m a sex goddess.
I know right, crazy useful information. I’m updating my CV as soon as I’ve finished telling you this story!
So, dear reader, here’s your chance to get a rare sneak peek of what this lady is like in the sack:
“Wow Linn! You should change your name to Venus! Inside you is a divine being, Venus, the Goddess of Love and Beauty. Let’s just say that you are a deity with quite a fan club.
Popular and pretty, you fill men with desire. Taking pride in your appearance, you have a very feminine way about you. Although you have perfected the art of innocent flirting, beneath that naive exterior lies a woman ready to hit the sheets and get busy. And once you’re in the bedroom, your divine instincts take over.
Smooth as silk in sexual situations, you know how to make your lovers melt. And men are in awe of your sexual confidence and skilled performance. You are a diva of delight.
Suddenly, like a light from the heavens, your partner discovers your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!”
Good to know, innit… 😉
Love & Lust,
Linn is a Swedish sex kitten whose curiosity led her to attend a sex party on the bdsm, kink and swinging scene in London. Soon after, she found herself in charge of a number of forums, discussion groups and websites dedicated to the promotion of a safe playground for sociable sex larpers.
A diva of delight, Linn can exude a sex appeal that is off the charts. Like Freya, the goddess of love and beauty, she loves to indulge in physical sensations and anything that involves more than two senses. She is a typical Libra and may come across as cool, calm, or even aloof, but once relaxed she is incredibly playful, passionate and romantic. Though she’d never admit the latter!
Linn loves storytelling, music, Life, crafting and chocolate, and she is particularly partial to mental fireworks. She needs a lover who can make her think less and feel more, but only the brave need apply.