I am new to this internet dating thing and have had no luck meeting up with anyone. I think it is the way i am writing my profile but not sure. Have you got any ideas for me because I am seriously struggling.



Hi Kev, I think there’s just one way for a man to “get lucky” online – start by making sure that your profile sticks out! You need to tell the girls you are interested in why they should choose you. Or at least take a chance on you. Open up a little and tell them about who you are and what makes you tick.

Selling yourself is pretty much the same as selling anything else. You need to define your audience and target them. Catch their attention, get them interested in you, create a desire and make sure they act upon it.

Then, when you contact ladies, don’t just tell them about inches and angles. Tell them why you are interested in them. And why you think they would have a good time with you. Most of us girls need you to fuck our brains before we’ll let you anywhere near other parts.

Here’s a few things that have worked on me: 1) Ask me out to lunch. I work a lot and don’t really want to go on dates in the evening just to check if there’s something there. But I do need to eat lunch. 2) Suggest something fun we can do in public during the day on a weekend. Scrabble in a park with a picknick basket? A visit to some exciting place? 3) Offer to cook for me.

Just make sure if you decide to go down that route that you pick something you would enjoy. There’s nothing worse that meeting up with someone who would rather not be there.

Good luck and happy hunting!

//Linn x


Linn is a Swedish sex kitten whose curiosity led her to attend a sex party on the bdsm, kink and swinging scene in London. Soon after, she found herself in charge of a number of forums, discussion groups and websites dedicated to the promotion of a safe playground for sociable sex larpers.

A diva of delight, Linn can exude a sex appeal that is off the charts. Like Freya, the goddess of love and beauty, she loves to indulge in physical sensations and anything that involves more than two senses. She is a typical Libra and may come across as cool, calm, or even aloof, but once relaxed she is incredibly playful, passionate and romantic. Though she’d never admit the latter!

Linn loves storytelling, music, Life, crafting and chocolate, and she is particularly partial to mental fireworks. She needs a lover who can make her think less and feel more, but only the brave need apply. 

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