TIME FOR A NEW INTRODUCTION

LINN’s OOGLES

My sweet assistant says that we have plenty of new readers and members who don’t know who I am. I’m not sure that’s such a bad thing for them, but as always I aim to please, so…

Hey there, sweet noob, welcome to the back alleys of human existence. On the scene, I’m XLNT by name and reputation, but in broad daylight I’m Linn Lundell. I teach, coach, write and sell shit for a living, and I spend a lot of my time trying to get adults to flirt, date and sex larp as if they were, indeed, kottam adults.

If you join our ranks, I’m the one they call if you need a hug and someone to talk to. And when you misbehave and need someone to grab you by the ear and lay down the law of the land for you. Auntie, mother, Dragon Lady – kärt barn har många namn.

If you’re hoping to date or shag me, just don’t. I don’t want hurt your feelings, and you most certainly don’t want to end up in one of my cautionary tales. For the record, though, and for transparency reasons, I’m a trysexual who knows what I like and what I don’t like. And if I’m not sure, as the term implies, I’ll give it a go.

I don’t shag anything with a pulse, but on the off chance that I do find something I like, I normally want loads of it. I’m a sucker for meaning, and don’t do shallow or mediocre. I’m a bit of an exhibitionist, more than a bit eccentric, and a curious combination of extrovert and introvert.

I’m currently blessed with a Man of the Moment who has the good sense to be absent most of the time. He knows what I do and approves of my need for independence and my tendency to fall in lust with other people. All that said, empirical evidence suggests that this situation is likely to change in a not too far off future. I’m essentially a commitment phobic with a PhD in How to Turn Casual Fuckers into Married Men. It’s kinda sweet, really.

In a sexual partner I’m looking for features such as brains, confidence, sexy eyes, humour, stamina, experience and open-mindedness. If you can’t fuck my brain, you won’t be fucking any other parts of me either.

I like variety, so if you’re the kind of lover who can do both soft, sweet and slow, and hard, rough and intense you’re already on my list of potential favourites.

With a convincing cave man I can be deeply and hedonistically submissive, but if you can’t quite pull it off I’m not handing over the reins.

In terms of preferences, I swing all ways, but my eyes don’t. They are a right pair of shallow buggers, visually attracted to tall, fit and devilishly handsome men, and squishy, cute-as-a-button type women.

Me and my hands, one on one, threesomes, foursomes and moresomes are all fine by me, as long as all involved consented to play and joined the party to have fun.

Anything else you want to know? Drop me a message below, on socials or my inbox.

And if you see me at a party, come say hi. I promise I don’t bite too hard.

Love & Lust,

//Linn x

ABOUT LINN

Linn is a Swedish sex kitten whose curiosity led her to attend a sex party on the bdsm, kink and swinging scene in London. Soon after, she found herself in charge of a number of forums, discussion groups and websites dedicated to the promotion of a safe playground for sociable sex larpers.

A diva of delight, Linn can exude a sex appeal that is off the charts. Like Freya, the goddess of love and beauty, she loves to indulge in physical sensations and anything that involves more than two senses. She is a typical Libra and may come across as cool, calm, or even aloof, but once relaxed she is incredibly playful, passionate and romantic. Though she’d never admit the latter!

Linn loves storytelling, music, Life, crafting and chocolate, and she is particularly partial to mental fireworks. She needs a lover who can make her think less and feel more, but only the brave need apply.